Out of the Mouth of X

More interesting things that X has said recently.....

Before Mother's Day I taught X to say to Walter "Mommy has holes in all her socks. We need to get her new socks for Mother's Day".  (Which I did get - yeah!) So recently X was sitting on my bed and noticed a small hole in the knee of his pants. He looks up at me and says "Mommy, I have a hole in my pants. Will you get me new pants for Mother's Day?" Yes buddy, I sure will!!!

"You can wipe my booty if you want to." Gee, thanks for the option!

"Where is that OTHER boy." (referring to Wesley)

X heard Wes waking up from a nap. He went over to the monitor, turned it off, and said "Oh, don't worry baby, I'm coming for you". Then he ran to Wes' room, opened the door and said "Hi there buddy. It's good to see you. Did you have a good nap?" So sweet!

I often remind X that if he needs to go to the bathroom to tell me and I will take him. So now he says to Wes "Wes, tell mommy if you have to go potty in your diaper."

We have been talking about how it's good to thank God for people in our lives and things that we have. He looks around the room and says "Dear God, thank you for our blinds and our deck."

X - "Mama, what are we going to do at church?"  Me - "learn about Jesus and God". X - "No, Jesus isn't there, just God and snacks."

While playing with his phone when Wes was napping:  "Mommy, you need to be quiet while I'm talking on the phone. I'm talking to Wes. Hello Wes, are you sleeping? Ok." And when he finished the call he says, "Mommy, thank you for being quiet while I was on the phone."  Hmmm...wonder where he learned that :)

In regards to painting my toenails: "Mommy, you need to take your white toes off and put your pink toes on."

After he befriended a little boy at the playground: "Boy, is that your grandma?" (motioning towards the 65-ish year old woman standing near the boy). The little boys says, no, that's my babysitter. To which X then says, "Oh, that's your BABY SISTER, oh ok." And then continues to play. Clearly he has no idea what a baby sister would look like!

Oh how I love the things that he says!!!!!