- I did NOT eat pumpkin pie for breakfast on Friday - NOT ME (I ate pumpkin pie and 2 waffles!!)
- I do NOT sometimes just pour a pile of cheerios directly on the carpet and let X eat off the floor for snack time - NOT ME, I always feed my child properly in the high chair.
- My 11 month old child did not throw up in the dryer - NOT MINE, because how would that even happen? (Dryer door is open, child throws up on the door, then shuts it, all while I'm looking at something in the washing machine)
- Upon looking through the freezer I did NOT notice that I'd written Election Day on the bag of frozen breastmilk from 11/4 - NOT ME, because that would just be strange.
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Happy Monday!
2 comments:
Ha, love your not me's! Especially the throwing up in the dryer and cheerios on the floor! I tried to put cheerios on a blanket on the floor, but my son played yank up the blanket pretty fast! Good thing we have dogs! Have a good week!
I read in What to Expect the First Year that it is perfectly acceptable to have kids eat Cherrios and other "dry food" off the floor so no need to worry! :)
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